2002-12-28 - 12:26 a.m.

And no one updates on the ACTUAL two year anniversary, probably cause of the whole 'being a holiday thing' (I know I was all sorts of out of town watching a good solid 2 feet of snow pile up around the car and wondering if we were actually going to be able to make it back home or if we were going to be stranded thereby making Jer miss work the next day), but, you know, still. I should have drawn up an update and made my brother post it or something. Who knows. He wouldn't have though. So, oh well.

Happy Holidays in belatedness. Wish for my Jer to get New Year's Eve off cause I have YET to spend a NYE with the hubby.

Anyway....

From Nicole: Inflatable Shamu
Climbing into the pool she caressed Shamu's supple plastic flesh. 'Did you miss me?' she wispered, pressing herself close.

From Belle-Chan: David Gray Sucks
I hate to admit it, but I have no clue who David Gray is. Is he like a magician or something?

From Ripe Tomato: How to Pretend to Cry
Step 1: yank out a nose hair. Um, well, there is no step 2.

From Ripe Tomato...again: No One Wants to Date Me
Aw, it's okay, it's prolly just cause your a big old geek that tells your problems to google.

From Extra Bonus Ripe Tomato: Fake Anemone
The real ones are just too sharp and pointy to....nevermind.

From Enough Ripe Tomato to Make Ketchup: Random Elite Bitch
*bing* You've come to the right place then.

From Stacey: Yale Accent Dialect
Repeat after me: cawd. Cawd.

From Alison: The Perfect Crime to Commit
You can never go wrong with cock fighting.

From Alsion pt 2: Notes on Girls Ready for Sex
Hiding in the bushes of the local mall, our intrepid explorer scribbles madly as he listens to the local wildlife communicate about their mating habits, and how one of the dominant males, the one he has nicknamed 'the one with no neck', is 'hot'.

From BenderL: Canis est in via
Um, something about dogs? Dogs in transit?

From Subsequent: Pink Hair
Behold the terrors of the dreaded...pink hair! The latest epidemic to sweep our youth.

From Kung Fu Kitten: Bad Cold Sniff Achoo
Aw dammit, you could at least cover your mouth before you do that.

From a u t u m n a l: Naked Woman Contortionist
Something that everyone needs in their life.

From Horvendile: Homemade Anal Toys
*blink* Um, potato maybe? Inflatable Shamu?