2004-04-29 - 7:02 p.m.

Not much going on with me today. I broke the baby's teeth and the damn freaking oscars have killed neon MacLeod. We thought there could be only one, but apparently he wasn't it.

And Jer, he is...the sex camel. Think about that for awhile.

Anyway...

From Tasuki: I Hear Voices in my Head
That means you've got the headphones on WAY too tight.

From Sushi: Teen Cross Dresser Pictures
Mmm yeah, you have to love getting them young.

From ametrine: happy alone
Alone with Google, mmm, sweet Google.

From idlechic: I wish time was mine because I want to go back to my childhood
For $50 and a carton of cigs I know some girls that you could help you out in that arena.

From Tasuki: visual spanking
You really have to go with the visual spanking, the invisible ones are just scary.

From beatpoetgrrl: diaryland bare bottom
Diaryland likes it's visual spankings.

From Ghostiness: pandaporn
'Oh yeah, give it to me Shi Shi.' You really kinda have to wonder about the searches that lead to a page of the same name....

From imaginated: information unimportant
Welcome to the internet.

From Betsey: under 21 until 11
But once 11 hits, it's booze time!

From Ripe Tomato: neo citran cocaine
The newest member in the Orange Glo family of products.

From Ripe Tomato: ILL BOOT YOU
Oh, is that a threat? Don't make me get Weymouth all up on your ass.

From HydroGrrl: mr. badbar
Who wants peanuts and chocolate when you can just have tripe coated in squirell fur. Yum!

From Angellivia: Where Can I Find The Pre Amble
right here, baby! "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." And the best part? I had to look it up. Thanks public schools!