2005-11-02 - 6:20 p.m.

Here's hoping everyone out there had a happy and plentiful Halloween. Candy OddGoogles to one and all!

Anyway...

From Alison: pictures that will gross you out
Looks to me like someone has never been subjected to Rotten. *eww*

From luminary: wow his cock
Mmmm, I love a man who raises his own poultry.

From weymouth66: wigan wife swap
You really do have to specialize where you want your wife swapping to come from. Horny Brits.

From weymouth66: always feel cold
In just three easy steps, even YOU can always feel cold. Step 1: Nudity. Step 2: Polar Bear Club. Step 3: Join.

From weymouth66: telling someone how you really feel about them
Weymouth has been having trouble expressing his undying love to OddGoogle as of late. Don't worry, OddGoogle won't judge you, baby.

From Ametrine: let myself cry car
I hate that. You're trying have a good cry, and the car is all 'what's wrong? Why are you so sad?' I mean, come on.

From mis: little would hump the
To choose 'table leg' turn to page 37. To choose 'preist' turn to page 12.

From Horvendile: colonoscopy song
*sing song* Oh, I wish I dind't have a camera up my butt. I never wanted to know what my colon looked like.

From Cabin-boy: super sized anus
*sing song* Oh, I wish I needed a camera up my butt. But my ass is so gaping I will never need it.

From Horvendile: the story of my stalker
Once upon a time I had a stalker. His name was Bill and sometimes I would leave cookies for him in the bushes.

From luminary: clean christian tits
Though shalt not covet thy neighbours boobies!

From weymouth66: irish inflatable hammer
Yeah, THAT sounds useful. *hammer, hammer, phssst*

From Cabin-boy: cat pees in tub blood
...why does he have a blood tub?

From Augustdreams: Masturbating into Werewolves
Wait, what? Into? INTO?

From weymouth66: obsessed with england
I'm just obsessed with Wiggan. I hear they're a bunch of swingers over there.