Mmmm, that smells like the first fresh new oddgoogle. Or, maybe a slightly stale oddgoogle as it's halfway through the first month of the first year. But hey, maybe some of us had about a bazillion birthdays to contend with (which, by the way, I still have yet to start reciveing gifts, people), or maybe we have a cute little puff of a baby turing 6 months old TODAY! Ah yes, they grow up so fast. Creepy babies and thier power to make time not only fly, but can make it crawl WHILE they do it.
Or maybe we have sore upper bellies from spending 2 1/2 hours under the tattoo needle yesterday. Who knows.
In any case, today you get 1 oddgoogle for every year that I have managed to keep sliding around this mortal coil. Here's hoping the humor holds out that long.
From AlternaMommy: Etymology of I Don't Give a Rats Ass In the late 1400's it was customary to bring a gift to the hosts home when going to a party, even if that gift was nothing more than a rat's ass. If you 'didn't give a rat's ass', it meant that you really didn't care, and were usually, later that evening, stoned in the street for being an ungrateful bastard.
From Julie: Nice Words for Proposing to a Girl I find it interesting that someone who would look on Google to find a good proposal would have someone to propose to too begin with. But, you could try what my husband did: 'I want my wedding to be nicer than theirs, so I think we should get engaged now.' (we got married in the dining room of my parents house with the reception at the local wiccan coffee shop WHILE I was 3 months pregnant) Or my father's: '*hands over bag* These are for you, me and Mark are going to go watch Star Trek. *mom opens bag, finds wedding and engagment rings*' I guess maybe my family history isn't the best model....
From Jynxed: Peeing in the Sea Pictures The fun of this is that at first glance, it just looks like someone standing in the water. And at second, and third.
From Lady Irony: Wonaless Cheerleader 20/20 goes undercover to reveal the story of the sad, single, lesbian cheerleader.
From Helb: Charity From Hell You KNOW you're in a bad way when Satan starts taking pity on you.
From Alsion: Greg Burns Writes Letters Once again, even more proof that Hooked on Phonics really works. Congratulations Greg!
From Jendra: Voo Doo Computers Another failed marketing ploy by Miss Cleo. Who knew those little pins were so hard to force through plastic.
From The Cranky One: Nakedme You know that you've been on one too many all night drinking binges when you have to look for naked pictures of yourself online.
From Astralounge: Sexual Pleasure With a Watermelon Always remember, pop that baby in a 350 degree oven for at least 10 minutes before use. Icy melon caused shrinkage pleases no one.
From BenderL: Onion of Love Number one on the 'Worst Valentine's Day Gifts EVER' list.
From Alex: Ihop Porn The syrup dripped from his manly chest. 'Lick me,' Hugo commanded, pulling Alexis closer. The elderly couple at the next table looked on in horror as Hugo rolled up the thick, sticky pancake...
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