2004-06-26 - 6:25 p.m.

Well I'll be damned. I all had minesweeper up to kill some time between attampts to load the update page, and it loaded right away. I'm all sorts of happy now.

Let's get right down to the action people, I know what you want, and I got it right here.

Anyway!

From mis: I want to drop out of life
Just take a bottle of asprin and don't call me in the morning. That should do ya.

From myssi: the home noodle macking machine
'Oh, kiss me harder, rotini!' Damn, I guess sweet, sweet pasta porn is no longer my own secret playground.

From Ripe Tomato: boobs in red clothes
Sometimes even boobs feel like dressing up and hitting the town. Though finding good stileto heels for a nipple? Not easy my friend, not easy at all.

From Kungfukitten: How to Hurt someone seriously with your bear hands
My guess would be just to use the claws.

From Ripe Tomato: something to make my boyfriend feel better
Well, there's always head. Or a nice handjob. I haven't met a man a good O couldn't perk up.

From Horvendile: monitor his heart rate and sex
Well, I think we've gotten that half done for HIM.

From Ghostiness: free home grow porn
I had something ammusing for this, and then my brain just screamed 'corn cob insertions!' at me, and now I can't think anymore. Home grown indeed.

From Ripe Tomato: women being fucked wearing denim jeans
Um, how? I would think that the denim would be quite a deterant to the corn cobs.

From Helborama: where are my tonsils
In a jar by my bed.

From Pam: What the fuck is pocky
It's tasty! And deadly?