2002-10-18 - 9:47 p.m.

Alright, the mama is back again, and just getting over being sick as a dog, so let's just be bearing with me. Grr.

Uh, so, how bout them *insert sport team here*'s?

Anyway...

From Dystant : Porn Is Not Fun
No, no it isn't. Remember that one kids.

From Astralounge : How Do I Find Out Who Died At My House
Well, first you have to call my friend Excelsia, and make sure that you got some cash on hand, and some food, she's an eater, and then, uh, what was I talking about?

From Nicole : Muppet FetishMmmmmm, you know, I can't even ciount the times when I just wnted to snug up o Rowlf. Lightly tugging that shaggy brown hair...

From Jendra : Drugs to Stop Alcohal Drinking
You know, it sounds like you need it. Badly.

From Pixie Designs : How to be Avril Lavigne for Halloween
1: get a tie; 2: get a tank top. Viola!

From Zaph : Today's College Dorm is an Intersection of Fun
*cracle pop* Thank you Professor Dorsky

From Wackypenguin : Why Should I squander My Time Doing Nothing
Because it's fun, duh. And because, by the looks of things, you have the internet. Sweet net crack....

From Ripe Tomato : Google is the Antichrist
Boo yeah, you better believe it.