2002-12-13 - 1:06 a.m.

Another day, another update. Are we enjoying our blitz yet? Are we? HUH????

The other day my mom got the baby crib shoes. They are the cutest things known to man. Even the husband, the guy that thought that getting a child shoes before it could walk, thinks they are cute. IN FACT (underline underline), he had her in them all day. He even picked out an outfit for her that had no footies so that he could put them on her. Yeah, he's such a girl.

Anyway...

From KiKi: What is that Feeling You Get After You Masterbate
That, my friend, is a little thing that we like to call 'the sticky paw'.

From X: Big-Budget Ice-Lolly Diaryland
You have to love those extra expensive popsicles.

From Vampiric: Want You CHAT with SEX STARVED PEOPLE Around the WORLD
No, I don't want to chat with the sex starved people around the world. They scare me. Especially the middle eastern ones. Oh. My. God.

From Stacey: Yelling Mice
Apparently the mice aren't feeling the holiday spirit yet. Not stirring my ass.

From Paul Mischler: Hawiian Translation
Aloha means: hello, goodbye, AND I love you. That's all I know.

From Nesrop: Neopets Jesus Salvation
New from Neopets: Salvation Jesus! Now you too can crucify the son of god, in digital form!

From Forallweknow: Squirrel Sitting On A Printer
And another house falls to the evil printer squirrel's wiles. You THINK they're all cute and sweet, but when that thing is chewing on your skull in the night, YOU WILL THINK AGAIN!! *plague plague doom*