2004-09-23 - 2:19 a.m.

What's this? I all go and update for you people and only one person signs the book? What's that all about? I'm not sure I like the lack of love we've got going on here. Don't make me stage a Lennon style bed-in, people.
Anyway...

From Ripe Tomato: down parka fetish
Shapeless and warm? Now that IS kinky.

From Ripe Tomato: Red bumps on butt
That's what we like to call 'razor rash'. Just suck it up and wax the bastard.

From mis: technicolor monkeys in the ass
One of the many scenes cut out of 'The Wizard of Oz'.

From luminary: Owls Having Sex
I'm guessing they do it in the dark.

From luminary: vomit sex free thumbs
There's nothing a man likes more than the feel of bile slowly eating away at his glans. Burns soooo good baby.

From Ripe Tomato: bob saget with facial hair
...He can grow facial hair?

From Ripe Tomato: im a guy and i cry
Well damn, I guess that means that you're nothing more than a damn dirty sissy, now don't it?

From luminary: his cock diaryland
Hey, from what I hear, Andrew ain't nothing to sneeze at. *wink, nudge, hand gestures*

From weymouth66: estonian jackass
Estonia, home of the most spectacular and sought after donkeys in the world.

From mis: mongolian slut she tried
Mmmm, yaks milk and saki, all the delightful makings of an autentic Mongolian Slut. Of course, if you replace the yaks milk with goats milk, well, that's one tasty White Rice Bomb.

From Jendra: crucifix masterbate
Does this help?