2005-05-03 - 5:46 p.m.

Well, since people showed the gbook love and let me know that I wasn't alone in the world, I figured I'd update for the people. So, I guess, enjoy, or something.

Anyway...

From Smoog: mummy fetish
Well dip me in natron and call me dehydrated, nothing gets me hot and bothered faster than a 3000 year old dead man wrapped in linen.

From weymouth66: the ultimate cheese party
You know, brie acts all sofisticated, but you get a couple glasses of champagne in it and it's like a frat boy at a kegger.

From beatpoetgrrl: night life turns it on
The secret sex lives of owls. Hoot hoot, baby.

From HydroGrrl: I wanted to be fucked by this guy at my school
But he said that teacher/student relationships were frowned on.

From Horvendile: naked the sex
Sex? While NAKED? What kinda sick freak is this guy? I do all my wangbanging while wearing a full length evening gown, thank you very much.

From : victoria bitter shirt
Mmm, tastes like a mix between old queens and death.

From Augustdreams: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh tanna eros
I don't know who or what Tanna Eros is, but I think I am going to avoid it.

From beatpoetgrrl: found-a-boyfriend
Found-A-Boyfriend, providing easy to care for boyfriends at a fraction of the heartache.

From weymouth66: theres always someone watching
And usually, they are creepy and naked.

From Kungfukitten: in the groin and pointy
A new drink made with vinegar, gin, and lots of broken glass.

From Andshewas: lime green afghan
I don't even know what to say.

From TheCrankyOne: having a bad mommy day
I. Said. No. Wire. HANGERS!!

From TheCrankyOne: radioactive protective underwear
I think the only thing you are protecting yourself from is te possibility of ever having a normal child.

From weymouth66: why do i feel like people dont like me
Cause they don't. Loser.

From Augustdreams: well make me a cake and call me cookie augustdreams
Whatever you say, cookie. Chocolate good for you?

From weymouth66: why do I feel like there is two people in me
It's called a threesome, sweetie.

From weymouth66: boyfriend OR girlfriend OR engaged OR wedding OR married OR husband OR wife OR fiance OR fiancee Arsenal Ladies
Jesus, commitment issues much? Wait, Fiancee Arsenal Ladies? What the hell?

From kungfukitten: impregnate me
You're looking at a free lunch, boys.

From Andshewas: liposuction sluts confessions
'At my worst point I was getting fat sucked out of my ass every 3 hours. I just couldn't get enough. One time I...I even used the crevice tool on my vacuum to suck my own fat out. *sob*'