2006-05-07 - 4:50 p.m.

What's that? Has hell frozen over? Why, no, it's just a new OddGoogle. Yay!

Anyway...

From Lindsay: I always catch the clock at 11:11
Uh oh, that's the 17th sign of insanity, you know.

From Dee: how to tell your boss you are leaving
I've always found that 'bye' seems to work best. Failing that, a hearty blow job tends to set things off on the right foot.

From Dee: The Darkness Free Stuff
Give it another year and there wll be more than enough Darkness free stuff being flung at the masses, don't worry.

From Lindsay: history of showers
Rain.

From Andshewas: cats im melting
For we all know that if one is melting their cats will prompty run for help as opposed to waiting around and licking up the meaty person soup they become.

From weymouth66: I know a song that will get on your nerves
And I know somebody who's not getting invited to my party.

From Ametrine: hick OR hic OR huck OR hic-up I have the hiccups
Way to cover every possible freaking base that might come up, Hiccupy Joe.

From weymouth66: unromantic romantic rhymes
I don't think that you can have both, darlin.

From HydroGrrl: are you stalking me cuz that would be super
Every girl loves having a stalker.

From HydroGrrl: i love my wiener hat
I prefer the real thing. Mmmm, Oscar Mayer.

From Jendra: I think ... I feel good about it.
I think...elipses are overdramtic.

From Dee: kissed buy steel tattoos
I don't even know what the hell that is supposed to MEAN.

From Smoog: vaginal gourds
If you're growing produce down there, I think that's a strong indicator that you should really, REALLY bathe more. A LOT more.