2006-01-29 - 7:41 p.m.

Another day, another OddGoogle entry!

Well, okay, another MONTH, another OddGoogle entry. I probably said something in the last one about 'being sure to update more' or something, which is the death nell of ever updating regularly. So, in that stead, I'm going to make a point to be uber freaky slack from here on out. Sloth on downers level of slack.

Anyways...

From idlechic: my feet are fucked up
Yeah, scurvy'll do that.

From Augustdreams: Frankenblanket
The quilters lept back in horror as the falling blocks quilt they had been working on wrenched itself free from the quilt loom and screamed with a voice made all the more unholy by calico. Poor Mabel never had a chance as the pink and yellow blanket decended on her, making a feast of her wrinkly well aged meats.

From Cabin-boy: Rectal Router
Oh, Cabin Boy, you know that the Captain isn't going to be fooled by your artifice.

From Cabin-Boy: castrated a boy
See? That's what happens when you go screwing with the Captain's...sea hobbies. You get the snip.

From Ripe Tomato: cleavage sweat picture
It's like a spring rain in a moutain valley. Only squishier and a little stinky.

From Ripe Tomato: I do not want to be pregnant
2 words, my dear: hand jobs.

From Ripe Tomato: are people with red hair sexy
Why yes, yes we are.

From Liquid Human: make your self into an action figure
New 'Gaja' Barbie! Make dark under eye circles appear with cold water! Comes with a wide selection of hats to cover desperate need for a dye job!

From Ripe Tomato: sex wearing socks
But T.S. hates that...

From Kungfukitten: man hungry sex kittens
They may look sweet and cute, playing with their balls of yarn, but just wait until they're digging their claws into YOUR balls.

From Horvendile: sanka sex
Mmmmm, caffinated.

From Arcanus: Fear of Closets
Well YEAH. That's where they keep the BOOGEYMEN.

From Horvendile: al franken naked diaryland
Diaryland certainly gets around. Who will be next to fall into your gleaming blue and flowery clutches, you hussy!

From Smoog: nude synchronized swimmers
I have to say that I can totally get behind this idea.

From HydroGrrl: diary of a fister
While I'm sure that it would be an excellent source of information about the quality of various lubrications, I think I am going to have to pass on this one.

From HydroGrrl: fake testis
Nuticles!

From HydroGrrl: lukemia and gas stations
... ... ? Whoever can figure out how those go together gets a gold star. A nice one.

From omorfia: bugger me til
Until when? Tomorrow? Next week? A month from Thursday?

From luminary: pregnancy from dry humping
I guess it wasn't very dry after all, now was it?

From theCrankyone: A Klingon a Carassian and a Wookie
That sounds like the start to a joke that I never ever want to hear.