2004-10-07 - 7:36 p.m.

Check it out people, it's the ultra distracted version of Oddgoogle today. I have like 9 things that I need to get done in about 20 minutes, so I'm going to be jumping all over the place. Who knows, it might be a good thing.
And, here's something special for you uber fans out there: because I'm feeling like it, I'm going to let one of you be an Oddgoole temp for a day. If you want to give it a try, email me ( gaja_star @ hotmail.com ). I'll send you a few submissions, and then you email me back your quip. HOPEFULLY someone will go for this, cause I would think you would be hep to it. If not, oh well, missed your chance to be the Oddgoogle god.

Anyway...

From weymouth66: Put a little treacle on my pudding Mary Ann
Is it just me, or did Gilligan's Island just get a little weirder? Poor Mary Ann, having to be the Profesors treacle bearing slave girl.

From Jendra: A fake pretty Woman
I know nothing turns me on faster than silicone boobs and collagen based lips. Mmmmm yeah.

From mis: cuz when i look around
All I see are cats. Millions and millions of cats.

From cabin-boy: fighting punchbag bob
Now you too can beat the hell out of everyone's favourite Diarylander! Come on and give Uncle Bob the stout lashing we all know he probably deserves!

From Smoog: look at those knockers
Why thank you, I paid good money for these.

From Ripe Tomato: i dont have nuts
That means you're a girl.

From Dee: light a candle curse the darkness
If you've lit a candle, there really isn't a whole lot of darkness left to curse, now is there?

From Ripe Tomato: eat me i want to be cooked cannibal
...Bwah? I guess if you were going to devour someone, a ripe tomato would be a good place to start...

From Smoog: ingrown hairs in the rectum
HOW?!?! My god. It must be captain butt shaver from the last installment. Come on buddy, just wax it.

From Ametrine: giraffe LIKE ANIMALS
Um, yes, giraffes are like animals.