2005-03-11 - 8:31 p.m.

Oh ye gods, it's an update. What the hell is up with that?

Anyway...

From Smoog: what is the gunk in your eyes after you have slept
More often than not, it would be semen. Mmmm, clumpy.

From luminary: i give great head party
The stickest party ever.

From Ripe Tomato: Porn from granny
Thanks, grandma, just waht I always wanted, 3 hours of hardcore sex video. And to think, we were going to put you in a home.

From cabin-boy: Free Love
It's only free til the herpses kicks in, then BAM! Prescriptions for life.

From Smoog: anti-stress boob
Squishy and slightly granulated...

From Smoog: richard simmons shorts
Oh...god no... Why? WHYYYY!

From weymouth66: why my cheated boyfriend confessed
'Damn, hun, I think they overcharged me for the milk.' '...why? Oh god, why would you tell me something like that! *sob*' Yeah, I mean really, what the hell?

From Smoog: staring at naked woman on ladder
I hear walking under a naked woman on a ladder brings good luck.

From Dee: cabbage patch dolls curse
And with a shuddering gasp little Annie May lurched to her feet, plastic face contorted into a sinister snarl. She'd teach little Mandy to leave her in the closet. Oh yes, she'd teach her REAL good.

From kungfukitten: How to get a girl to kick you in your balls
"Damn, you've put on a LOT of weight, haven't you?"

From weymouth66: etymology of what a bitch
I believe it comes from the ancient Greek 'whaticus bitchicus', which, loosely translated, means 'why, I do believe that woman there is quite displeasureable to be around.'

From TheCrankyOne: self pics my OR cock
A picture of myself, or a picture of some strangers wang....how oh how is one to decide?

From beatpoetgrrl: walmart porn
The sultry women of Wal-Mart, featuring a 6 page spread of Dolores, the greeter. She may be 72, but she can still get a rise out of the young men.

From idlechic: making a scorpio feel giddy
Oh ho, I can do that. *wink*