2004-07-08 - 1:37 a.m.

Another day, another batch of peanut butter cookies. I swear, does it get anymore domestic than that?

Anyway...

From alpha: she dropped the phone like it a
Like it a? Attacked? Oh my god, it did attack! And killed the googler mid google! Demon phone!

From ametrine: why do people have crushes
Because it gives you something to do between the ages of 10 and 18.

From ametrine: things to do when alone with boyfriend
Ametrine knows all about that one, don't you, you little minx you?

From weymouth66: german women like it
From what I hear, Weymouth is quite a hit with the german ladies. But then again, that's just what I hear.

From Steph: elbow licking
Elbows need love too, you know.

From Nicole: Ass Clowns earthworms
Um, you know, that sounds kinds serious. I think you should consult a doctor rather than google.

From megwan01: What are some of the things that can cause isolation from teenage pears
Ugh! I know that I would prefer to be isolated away from teenage pears. I can't help but think a 14 year old pear is going to be rather stinky. And smushy...and wormish...

From Horvendile: dating a semi-sadist
They prefer to just make you really uncomfortable rather than to hurt you outright. Like discussing your sex life in front of you 95 year old grandmother and such.

From Liquid Human: Sauce enema
Page 129 of the 'Other Things to do With Taco Bell Fire Sauce' handbook. Mmmm, it burns soooo good.

From mis: god sometimes you just dont come through
But you know who does? Satan. That guy always keeps his end of the deal. Sure you lose your soul in the end, but at least you had a good ride while you had it. After all, how do you think I got this gig?