2003-12-23 - 7:49 p.m.

What's this? Nearly a month without any OddGoogling? Looks like it's up to Mama to get things smoking again. If she can remember how to do all this wily html stuff....

From Suzannah: Spanking Lingerie
Oooh, who's been a bad thong? Such a naughty little thong.

From Ripe Tomato: Musty Smell and Jeans
Do laundry. Just do the laundry.

From Musikat: Boobs Jump Roping
Damn, my boobs just sit there. I need some action jump rope boobs.

From Ripe Tomato (again): Watch Me Drink Porn
Teenage Cum Sluts, now with reclosable lid!

From UrsaMajor: Locker Room Hazing Anus
You thought it was bad being hazed by the football team, now you're getting hazed by.....THE ANUS!!

From Pam: My Diary Girls Masturbate Too
Is it a small harem or diary girls?

From Horvendile: How Do You Ride A Guy (Sex Wise)
Well now, thank you for clearing that up, I thought you were talking about riding them like a pony.

From Helborama: 2003 Swedish Bitter Guestbook
'It's too cold in Sweden. The Swedish Chef makes us look stupid.' Mmm, yeah, that sounds like fun...

From Dev: Anti Baptist Porn
Thou shalt not spank it?

From Nightdragon: Hey Shithead
And a fine hello to you as well.

From Mis: Choclate Sleeplessness
If you're losing slep over it, you're far too addicted.

From Ghostiness: Pandaporn
Mmm yeah, give it to me Shi Shi.

From Beatpoetgrrl: Anorexia is a Good thing
Being skinny makes you popular after all.