2004-04-16 - 11:06 p.m.

I don't know if any of you know this, but I run an awards site. Only thing is that NO ONE has submitted for ANYTHING since, oh, about June of 2001. My daugher was the last winner of anything, and that was sheer nepotism. Sheer and obvious nepotism. So, I want you lovely people to submit for SOMETHING. I don't care what, just do it. You might win. For real.

This one is all about the folks with the evilly sounding names. Have fun.

Anyway..

From Daemonchild: Quizzes Because No One Cares
It's sad when you spend your life taking online quizzes...oh wait, I do that. Does that mean no one cares? *sob*

From Daemonchild: Freezing Cold Bird
Birds are always best in popsicle form.

From Daemonchild: Wolves Throwing Up
The latest woodland epidemic: wolves with eating disorders! Watch as this surprisingly svelt and well kempt male ralphs up the better part of that caribou, it's riveting.

From Daemonchild: I Have No Friends And No One Likes Me
Welcome to the real world, kid. You can use it in a book someday.

From Daemonchild: Easier to Have Sex With Girl When Smoking Weed
I don't know, I would think the random dropped cherry would be a real downer.

From NightDragon: I Told My Wife That I Crossdress
Honey, I think she figured that one out when she found all her underwear stretched beyond recognition.

From NightDragon: Meet People of Same Flight
I'm a TransContinetal, personally, what about yourself?

From NightDragon: Animals Drinking Red Wine
So that's why the wolves were throwing up.

From NightDragon: Rush Limbaugh Bill Clinton Drugs Drug Use Marijuana
Now that's a party I want to be at.

From NightDragon: Cross-Dress Elementary School
Little Billy woke up in horror one day when he discvered he had grown boobs.

From NightDragon: Make a Bet Wear
I prefer my bets in someting skimpy. Reow.

From Zombie Poodle: I Worry Too Much About Stupid Things
And luckily Google has the answer.

From Zombie Poodle: Mind Your Own Business
And you get a diray. Who's minding who's business here?

From Zombie Poodle: Grow Your Own Shit
Because god knows that there isn't enough just being made.

From Zombie Poodle: I Just Want to Fucking Write Something
Mission accomplished.