2005-09-23 - 1:55 p.m.

Hey, kids, long time no see. Is that a new haircut? It really flatters your eyes. And I'm not just saying that.

Anyway...

From Alison: cake good thing
Damn, I don't need google to tell me that cake is a good thing.

From Augustdreams: lord of the rings porn version
And there you are.

From weymouth66: i feel like people are watching me
Aww, well that's only cause they are. All the time. Every minute of every day.

From helborama: grease the cat
After all, everyone likes a well lubed pussy.

From idlechic: Are Scorpios doomed to never find love
Um, well, yeah. I thought everyone knew that.

From Cabin-boy: which little dog breeds are good gaurds
Yeah, that would kinda be none of them. Your average tea cup pomerainian isn't really going to strike terror into the hearts of men. Maybe annoyance, though.

From Ametrine: whats one thing you like to do alone
I can think of a damn lot of things I like to do alone. But none that I would be willing to mention in mixed company.

From daemondreams: how to scam people out of their money
3 little words: Girl Scout Cookies.

From Thecrankyone: Nobody Googles Me
By the looks of this little site alone, I'm saying that's NOT a bad thing.

From weymouth66: You of all people should know in your hotel theres always someone watching
Man alive, I know. After those bootleg porn tapes showed up, and the lawsuits, I know I'm never staying in a hotel again. I may have millions of dollars now, but it will never buy back my dignaty.