2003-02-16 - 12:43 a.m.

Man oh man, nothing will send a person into spasms of pain like having a fingernail abruptly and unexpectedly snapped off at the base. Even if it is by accident.

And the sad thing is that is basically the only thing to go on in my life all freaking day to day. Oh yeah, I'm a fireball, look at me sparkle. *spark* Fun thing is that now with the massive and complete lack of long luxurious nails, I now feel like I am typing wearing mittens, since, technically, every finger I have is now like 3/4 of an inch shorter than before. Whee haw, baby!

Anyway...

From Jenn: Nice Dress for Diaryland Tan Color Lady
I don't know, tan makes diaryland's hips look chunky.

From Jenn: Boo Bees
It really is said when the illiterate go searching for porn, it really is.

From Jenn: Good Excuses for Being Off at Work for Jenn
Lack of sleep, always play the lack of sleep.

From Jenn: Forced to Wear Tights and Skirts
And tonight on Fox, When Catholic School Girls Attack. Part 4.

From Jenn: Clogged Nostril at Night
I think that I'm most afraid of the fact that it's only the one. And, you know man, Kleenex, look into it.

And that's it from the Jenn. Let's see what else we have here....

From Mis: Zoob Porn
...What the hell is a Zoob?

From Mis: I Can't Hold Out I Don't Care About Offending Lyrics
Woah there mister, I don't think that you've ever had to deal with an offended lyric, now have you? Man, those things can get pretty vicious.

From Mis: Don't Give a Flying Nun
Eww, flying nuns are worse than fruitcakes.

From Mis: Yawn Therapy
Wouldn't that be this update?

From Mis: Get the Most Voltaire Candide
You know, once you have the book once, you don't really need it again.

From Mis: Sex Therapy AND Steak Every Night
Oh come on, now you're just getting greedy.

From Mis: Mis Sex
Sounds like tonight's a lucky night. :)

From Mis: Drunk Blow Job -Movies -XXX
Personally, I prefer my drunken blow job websites NOT to contain movies or porn.

From Mis: Bitch Train
Shipping out the bitches, sounds like a plan to me.

From Mis: Having Boobs and Bras
Both? All in one place? Well smack my ass and call me Charlie, who ever would have thought.

And one last one from an old fave.

From Ripe Tomato: I Have to Eat Pussy
Most people don't understand the addictive nature of the pussy, but once you start, man, that's a harder habit to kick than herion. Mostly because of the encouragement that you're bound to get from the women.

That's it for me, and I promise, next update from me will feature a VARIETY of people.