2003-01-23 - 11:14 p.m.

Oh no folks, it's that time again. Time for me to regale (which I think I mispelled) you with another pile of OddGoogley goodness. Which manages to sound dirty.

But before we get into that, I just have to say, for all you new parents, new parents to be, or even those of you who figure you may have kids, you know, someday, Johnson's Soothing Baby Bath = godsend. Oh man alive. If I want the Mally to go to sleep after her bath, I chuck in a squirt of that and within half an hour she's out like a light. Bliss. SO MUCH BLISS. Of course she still has to have her after bath bottle and all, but hey, whatever floats her pink little boat.

Anyway...

From Bad Grammar: Is He My Boyfriend
You know, I can't help but think that this is something that you should be asking him...unless, um, unless the 'him' is a search engine...

From Mis: Porn is Cheaper Than Dating
I don't know where this guy has been buying his porn, but I want in on that deal.

From Ripe Tomato: Eating Pussy and Aquarius
Two great tastes that taste great together?

From Nicole: Blow Smoke Up My Ass
Done and done!

From Sporky: You Put Me On A Pedestal and I'm Afraid of Heights
Deep breath, just take a deep breath, it'll all be okay. This is so probably a song lyric.

From Beat Poet Girl: Life Without a Brother
Better known as the best time in ones life.

From Mis (yes again): site:diaryland.com OR site:livejournal.com OR site:blogspot.com OR site:xanga.com Boobs OR Breasts Huge OR Enormous OR Gigantic
I think someone has a serios fixation on the diary breastages. And a touch of the OCD.

From Horvendile: Fun Facts Mars
Well, most people don't know this, but Mars is made COMPLETELY out of nougat. Sweet creamy nougat

From Marie: Abercrombie and Fitch Arm Cast
Yes, now you can still be styling even WITH that broken arm. Well, styling or WICKEDLY pretentious.

From Even More Horvendile: Sacred Non-existant River
Ah yes, I remember the time that I didn't swim in the Rhiganazon. It was, very dry.

From Beat Poet Girl: Having Children Makes You No More a Parent Than Having a Piano Makes You a Pianist
DAMN STRAIGHT! Hmm, I should stop here before the tangent begins...

From Nicole: Toothless Hick Pictures
Man, there ain't NOTHING that'll turn me on faster than a toothless old man. Just thinking about those sexy gums, oh god, and the WHITTLING. *drool*

From Marie: Pictres of Sick Alcoholic People
Hey now, we have a problem and we don't need you poking fun...wait, did I say we? There's no we....

From Sporky: Dressing Up Games but No Buying Anything
I remember, in my youth, dressing up my Monopoly set and taking it to dinner. I was a sad, lonely child....