2002-12-05 - 1:46 p.m.

You know, it's fun, every time I come to lg into this thing I always type MY diary password in, and then wonder for a second why it doesn't work. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Guess all that weed mom was smoking while pregnant DID have an effect after all.

In other news, I currently seem to enjoying the thrills of a teething baby. Someone kill me now. We're talking midnight runs for orajel here. *terror*

Anyway...

From Kung Fu Kitten: What's Does an Embalmed Body Look Like After 3 Years
Ew, and thank you for that icktastic visual. But, I guess that if it's been emblamed, it only looks partly putresent and liquified.

From Beatpoetgrrl: Paxil Defense
It wasn't me officer, it was the Paxil!

From Brooke: Strongest Birth Control Pill They've Got
New from Ortho-McNeil Pharmaceutical, Inc: Absitence in a bottle! Now you too can go dateless and sexless with one little pill!

From Mocksie: I'm Going To Some Place
Ooooh, can I come too?

From Notum: Meatball Midget Jerry Springer
Tonight on Springer, the world's largest baby gnaws the head off Jerry while the audience hoots in delight, followed by cheating strippers!

From Stephanie: Lickalicious Google Search
Mmmm, that new chocolate coated Google sure is tasty.

From Ripe Tomato: After a Three Day Binge on Ritalin How Come I'm Still Paranoid
Uh, might have something to do with the whole drug binging thing, dorkus.

Alright, I'm off like a prom dress.