2004-08-19 - 9:11 p.m.

I'm gonna go for a long entry today, hopefully hold you over for the next one and all. But, well, I might get bored and punk out. So I guess that you are warned.

...AnyWAY!

From Ghostiness: birthday sayings for 60 year old
I would vote against 'surprise!'

From Sporky: only my arms have freckles
That's called cancer, my dear.

From Ripe Tomato: i lick my own nipples
I prefer to lick other peoples. Less neck strain.

From Vickie: girlfriend dresses me like a girl
Psst! Your girlfriend is a lesbian.

From Helborama: guinness book of records how long can a headless chicken last
If you wrap them up good, they can last in the freezer for up to 6 months.

From Horvendil: what the hell is the point slope formula
I want to know what Horvendile thinks it is, what with it being found in an entry entitled 'bed'. You know that has to be kinky. You can point my slope anytime. *wink*

From Ripe Tomato: bend over and say aah
The real reason they only use tongue depressors once.

From Angellivia: Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes
Another fart lighting gone awry. That's why you SHAVE your ass.

From Augustdreams: Do spiders poop
I would assume so...

From Ripe Tomato: i am spanked by people i dont even know
Ripe Tomato is the kinky department store Santa. And this year she was VERY naughty.

From rachele: gay eskimo video
It's not that great, it's hard to see anything through the parkas.

From Alex: Alex magic monkey
Puff's best friend.

From HydroGrrl: I love my poopy
Scatophiles of the world unite!

From Helborama: effects of cheese
Cheese has such horrible side effects as: strong bones and teeth; anunusal 'full' belly feeling after eating. Behold the HORROR of Cheese!

From Eibisch: How to know if a married lady wants you to date her
The fact that you are pinned to the chaise and she's devouring your ear is genereally a sign in your favor.

From beatpoetgrrl: thumb rings for queers
Who needs gaydar when you have as obvious a give away as thumbrings. Of course, they could also be a pimp.

From weymouth66: Hammered by the Irish
I hear they do excellent iron work.

From weymouth66: buying a bunsen burner
Cause you're a NERD, wah ha ha ha ha! A wicked pyro nerd.

From weymouth66: babba the slut
Oh, gods, burn out my EYES!!

From alphabravo: girl like rich guys
Effeminate rich men? Sounds like fun! You just know they are going to dress to the nines.