2005-12-19 - 5:46 p.m.

Happy holidays to you and yours, OddGoogle fans! In honour of the season of giving, I'm going to do my damndest to give you a hearty chowder-esque oddgoogle bonanza today. And I expect you all to give me a dollar.

Anyway...

From weymouth66: someone is watching me and 80s
Oh whoa oh, sometimes I feel like somebody's watching meeeeee! Who's playing tricks on me?

From Cabin-Boy: The Cabin Boy Bar
Creamy milk chocolate covering a delicate center of debauched captain ass love and mild shame. And nougat!

From weymouth66: picking up girls at bus stops
1: CREEPY. I don't want to be riding on a bus with some guy who's been being all 'hey baby, why don'ts you slurp on my tallywacker back at my place? My mom's not due home till after 10. *wink wink*. 2: Isn't it's the buses job to pick people up at a bus stop?

From Cabin-boy: my pet is feeling cruddy
Then give it a bath. Duh.

From weymouth66: all shaved ladies
Who needs eyebrows anyway.

From mis: STORIES ABOUT LUCK
I once found a $20 in the beach. That was pretty lucky. My parents made me use it to buy a friend a birthday gift.

From weymouth66: Unicorn Papier mache
Oh please, everyone knows you can't do papier mache with hooves.

From Kungfukitten: Belgian passenger liner made an emergency landing after an agitated cat
That cat shredder 3 breifcases of important documents, 2 pairs of pants, and the better park of an arm before finally being subdued by delicious, delious chocolate.

From mis: bad monkeys
Personally, I prefer stupid monkeys.

From Horvendile: everyone thinks I'm annoying
Yeah, sounds about right to me.

From weymouth66: conversation at the supermarket
'Would you mind squeezing my melons to see if they are ripe?'

From Cabin-boy: coca cola crackwhore
I remember my days of sucking cock for Coca Cola money. nice thing was the soda washed that nasty semen taste right out.

From Blue-Parade: resentment towards yuppies
Oh, face it, it's really just a resentment towards ascots.

From luminary: horny blue collar women
Sarah wiped the sweat from her brow, working in the heat of the car plant always got her sweaty. HOT and sweaty. Out of the corner of her eye she saw Derek make his way into the breakroom. The empty breakroom....

From luminary: brazilian runway pubic hair
Considering The Brazilian, I am forced to think that it's all hanging out on little cotton strips in a salon somewhere.

From weymouth66: bitter t-shirt
Coffee dyed, perhaps?

From christabean: masterbate kittens
If every time you maturbate, god kills a kitten, what happens if you masturbate the kitten? Does god kill you?

From Ametrine: hic i have the hiccups
Good to know.

From Horvendile: 3 wise men made from car parts
We three men from orient are, made from your uncle's old car.

From mis: i fantasize about women
.... Oh, sorry, I was waiting for there to be more to that statement.

From Liquid Human: mother of a smooshies
A delivery I am GLAD I missed.