2003-12-25 - 2:39 a.m.

So an entry went up one day before our Official Anniversary, and one is now going up one day after.

Well, considering this is the closest we've gotten to celebrating An Oddgoogle Anniversary, I think we're doing pretty good.

Oh yeah, baby.

I--that would be Angeline--seem to have started a new tradition for myself, that of opening a new web project on Christmas Eve. First there was this here OddGoogle, now I've opened Elitist Snobs. Have a looky, darlings, I'll give you a dollar. Or a cookie. Or nothing at all but the sweetest sweet nothing thoughts in my head. I do love you, you know that, right?

But enough about you, let's talk about weird search engine hits....

From Lapisllong: i don't care if they eat me alive
that's a nice healthy attitude right there! Hannibal's just going to LOVE YOU!

From Zombiepoodle: im dumb and stupid
but honest! that's the way to win friends and influence people.

From Heavenlyging: the bullies tickle tortured her
closer they came, and closer....wiggling their fingers with maniacal zeal! glints of whimsical lunacy in their eyes! they came, and they held her down, and they TICKLED HER TO DEATH!

From Heidiann: sick things to do with your ass
every so often someone will give us an OddGoogle that strikes us dumb. Yup.

From Abendbrot: A lesson that your last past life wishes you to learn in your present life
sometimes I get the feeling that my last past life wishes I'd learn how to dance a mazurka. or maybe just a good rousing polka! maybe my last past life just likes accordions.

From Bluefrog: steve curry hair
listen, as a Child of the Eighties, I'll tell you this--if you want any Curry's hair, it's Adam's. That shit was UNREAL.

From Writer4Eva: ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
stand in the middle of electronics, open your mouth, and scream pretty loud. When they haul you away, shriek that they are interrupting your performance art piece "Rage Against The Machines." They won't laugh, but isn't that a TERRIBLE pun? HAHA!

From Ripe Tomato: i want to try eating skunk
you know, I don't think tomato sauce is going to help you with that at all. I'm going to stand way the fuck over here and be quietly grossed out.

From Beatpoetgrrl: funny restraining order
Plaintiff complaint: the defendant will not cease rapping the plaintiff on the forehead with a spoon.

From Bsg7sea: mention blowjob to someone
sounds like someone's going to make some exciting resolutions for 2004!

Have a happy and safe holiday season: with love from the Ladies of OddGoogle