2002-12-06 - 12:59 p.m.

Welcome! We're in Day 5 of the Official OddGoogle Anniversary Blitz, and things are going swimmingly.

"Assistants," I said, "We're coming up on our two year anniversary, and last year we sort of FORGOT the whole thing. Let's do a BLITZ of entries, wrapping up the anniversary celebration with a whizz-bang entry!"

They approved. But then, that's what assistants are for.

So that's why you're seeing an upswing in entries, folks. We'll be doing this kind of thing throughout the month of December (maybe beyond!), as long as the OddGoogles hold out.

Even better, I got that there NotifyList you see at the bottom, and I made two new linkity graphics--one animated, one not. Both ideas came courtesy of Evil Edna, a longtime reader. We are duly grateful for her input, because sometimes a swift kick in the pants is a GOOD thing.

And so, without further ado--

--angeline

From Lapisllong: cheaper than pants
yet bigger than a breadbox!

From SuicideBlond: STUPID BITCH I'M THE BOY FAKE ASS WANNABES
oooh...sounds like someone's having a gender identity crisis.

From Goovie, Queen of OddGoogles: wetting herself in the supermarket
don't get any on the bread!

From Ajax: pocky plastic aluminum
Glico's marketing department was understandably stupefied at how well their new flavor had test-marketed.

From SpokQueen: why don't i have a boyfriend
let's put this into perspective: you're asking an internet search engine why you don't have a boyfriend? there there. there there. *pat*

From OddCellist: how to heal indigo adults
try painting them mauve! mauve is a very healing color, you know.

From RandomFacts: random pope facts
i got one! once, i heard the popemobile was a volkswagen jetta. :D

From MyMichele: how to make roses out of baby socks
lady, i got news for ya...not even a stinky pinky's gonna make roses outta those stinkers. phew!

From DarkLily: she strolled naked
and it was incredibly liberating, if cold, and her nipples could cut glass.

From RipeTomato: i just don't like people
amen to THAT, sister.