2002-11-15 - 3:36 a.m.

I know. I know. Really, I do. We are all the most unbelievable slackers in the world.

I've meant to make little linky buttons--not done. I've meant to look into a Notify List--not done. I've meant to update--not done. Till now. Score a point to me for scratching something off the list.

My apologies for being a total slackity. This month my excuse is that I am taking part in Diaryland Survivor 4. Which is not an excuse for months prior--I am just a lazy ho, dig? Also, sometimes I find it just hard to come view the submissions book.

Don't lose faith in us though. We're coming up on TWO YEARS of OddGoogle goodness, folks, can you believe? TWO! And people still love us. People, I love you too. You rock. Big shout outs to our loving fans, my adorable assistants, and, most of all, to the degenerates and perverts that make it all possible. Without you, my twisted mind would be idle. Kisses to you all!

And yes, now I'll get on with it.

--angeline

From RipeTomato : i'm looking for some weird tits but not too weird
picky bitch, aren't you? you remind me of goldilocks. "This porridge is too hot, this porridge is too cold." you know what happened to goldilocks don't you? THEY ATE HER FOR DINNER. with fava beans. and a nice chianti

From SporkQueen : i dyed my skin with hair dye
they have self tanners for that, babycakes. unless the whole extraterrestrial look is in this season?

From LimeyChick : ducklings i love
me, i'm partial to goslings myself.

From ErinThePixie : pure as a busload of nuns singing Kumbaya
it could be a new ad campaign for winston cigarettes

From GoFigure : god forsaken cuisine book
in my opinion, this is where mothers get that TERRIBLE recipe for green bean casserole topped with crunchy onion things that go soggy very quickly

From Doighty : frolicking midgets
I know exactly where to find such a thing

From GBG : no i can't get out nooooo
trapped in the internet. we've seen it before, folks, and it's a sad, sad thing

From Paper-Rose : Map of 52 states capitols
52? oh yes. i forgot about the state of Ignorance, whose capital is Bliss, and the state of Idiocy, whose capital is Corrupted Gene Pool. be sure to correct your teacher next time she gets it wrong, kiddies!

From Lapisllong : 100. my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
what a benevolent dictator you are!

From Nesrop : jesus healed my teeth twice
so...jesus was not only a carpenter, he had that dentistry thing going on the side. i bet that was lucrative.