2003-03-16 - 12:00 a.m.

Sometimes, I just get the urge to update, even though I leave the bulk of the work on this site to my lovely assistants.

This is my way of thumbing my nose at the idea of filing my taxes, I suppose. I've got the pile of forms here, I just don't want to face them!

This is also my way of cheering myself up during a shitty PMS week. Whee!

Well, you don't want to hear about my troubles, let's just move on to the weirdness, yeah?

--angeline

From ThisDarkGirl : pissing alarm clock
sheesh, talk about a rude awakening! but hey, whatever gets you out of bed in the morning...

From ByTwilight : from my ass with love
a heraldic blast of butt trumpets! it's the sweetest thing i ever heard! play it again, my darling!

From Vagueanomaly : what is a repressed Catholic school girl
i'd say Madonna's a pretty stellar example, myself.

From AugustDreams : PECKERHEADS
FUCKSTICKS!...oh...you weren't talking to me...sorry!

From Ajax : let's go CRAZY with LEMMINGS
did the sheer enthusiasm in that sentence scare anyone else? not just me? oh, goody.

From Skye-Blue : finding random cards in street
and lo, the Card Fairy tiptoed into the streets after darkness fell, scattering her bounty hither and thither...all kinds of cards, of Christmas, of Baseball, of N'Sync, of Hockey, of Yu-Gi-Oh...scattering so that random masses would pick them up, and lo, be chipper and mirthful with glee over their findings...

From MightyBruja : Beer, Nectar of Nitwits
and thus is another hypothesis given credence from the Almighty Google, internet therapist, researcher, and problemsolver!

From Astralounge : why women think a guy like me is scary
gee, when you ask a search engine that way, i couldn't POSSIBLY imagine why, no sir.

From Ripetomato : lost my girlfriend in a tomato patch
tragically, romance died amongst the beefsteaks and romas. timmy searched fruitlessly for hours, and finally called off his search. he vowed never to date such a freakishly tiny woman again...or if he did, he would never bring her to the tomato patch to play hide and seek.

From Lapisllong : ass blasters diaryland
this one's my fault. *grin* she asked for it. i googled her for it. this one's a totally manufactured OddGoogle. but isn't that a cool phrase? ASSBLASTERS! every kid'll want one, put it in their Christmas stockings.