2003-11-30 - 4:56 p.m.

A tip for leftover Thanksgiving rolls: If your rolls are the sort that get a little too crunchy and lukewarm once they've sat in the bread basket a while, put them in the microwave for one minute with a cup of steaming hot water. The steam and the heat from the microwave will soften the rolls right up, making them edible again.

Never say I have done nothing for you. Heh.

So, long time, huh? How ya doin'? You've lost weight, you look fantastic.

Yes, I too agree that we should just get on with the Oddness. And so we go.

--Angeline

From Biensoul: supposed to be my booty call
Aw. You're sounding a little sulky there; didn't kindergarten teach you how to share?

From Grifeichadam: baseball cocks
I'm thinking that this would make the World Series that much more exciting! But could it be shown on basic television?

From Red-Wine: Go fishing you freak
"go fishing you freak" is the new "go fly a kite you asshole" for the 21st Century.

From Poked2x: where could I find a poem that is sad but understandable
Anything by Ogden Nash is good. Bear in mind, I only said it was good; I said nothing about his work being sad and understandable. Off you go, then!

From Kung Fu Kitten: Heres my groin kick me
you've got to admire a man who knows what he wants, even if he has no earthly idea of how to go about getting it.

From Ripe Tomato: clothes were fitting me anymore and it was driving me crazy. My mom heard me complaining one day as I searched my closet for something to wear for school. She came to my rescue with three of my favori
Poor little journaler. Won't someone let her know that Google only bought Blogger, not that Google IS Blogger?

From DailyNightly: i think im schizophrenic
Look. Someone give Google a Doctorate already, because it is clear that the clueless of the world are not going to stop using it as a therapist.

From I Be Piglet: I happen to know God hates Debbie Boone
I'm glad someone's cleared that up; you know, for the longest time I didn't know if it was Debbie Boone or Anne Murray that he hated.

From Daemonchild: you are all my slaves
Because when you're making your pronouncement of world domination, a search engine is the place to start.

From Lapisllong: spreading of humans
like buttah