2003-08-10 - 3:15 p.m.

I know, contain your shock.

I don't know what's come over me lately, but I have been wanting to update this, like...EVERY day. I have to restrain myself.

Anyhow, I've gotten lots of hits to this site coming from this page, which I cannot read because it is in Hebrew. I COULD, using a Hebrew Alephbet thingy, laboriously decode the thing, but I am ill-inclined to do so. Do any of you read Hebrew? If so, give a girl a hand, here? I'm terribly curious.

Also, we're running out of OddGoogles. You know the drill.

And now for today's OddGoogles.

From Abendbrot: how to wish a person in the mornings
close your eyes REALLY tight, picture the person in your head, and click your heels three time. VOILA! a person. get your morning nookie on with this handy method.

From Jenne1017: hubba bubba woo woo
can i get a rama lama ding dong over here?

From Ametrine: who are you am i alone
i am the OddGoogleMistress, and if you keep turning to Google for your therapy, you will be.

From HeidiAnn: GOD IS A FUCKING LIE
you kiss your mama with that mouth? you do? carry on then.

From Writer4Eva: prom dresses with a tail
in case your prom date is into furries.

From SundayGirl: cheese it it's the fuzz
take a big whiff...eh. doesn't have the same ring to it.

From Hydrogrrl: I love you like a fat kid loves cake
that much, huh? i'm afraid i only love you like an eight year old loves brussels sprouts.

From NightDragon: mouse with knapsack
and all these years i thought the mouse had a motorcycle. silly me.

From HeavenlyGing: choosing between two girls
i find the "eeny meeny miney mo" method works quite admirably.

From Mischler: siberian people doing bad things
oh, those naughty siberians! i hear "Girls Gone Wild" is visiting them next. party!