2001-06-26 - 1:30 a.m.

A thank you goes out to all of you who are posting submissions. Without you, there would be no list of all the bizarre google hits. I would like to remind you folks who do submit, if you don't post the entire Google search string, the links don't work right. And, if you don't post the link the search directed the searcher to, those who click through can't see them.

Anyway, I thank you so much for your submissions. Without them, I wouldn't be receiving such a wonderful education on the bizarrity of my fellow humans.

Onward.

From argyle-socks : sexy rush limbaugh
If a fat, mouthy man can be considered sexy, why can't I?

From horvendile : humpty-dumpty and second law of thermodynamics
Okay, now this is just wrong. This is exploitation of the fragile male ego for scientific purposes. Next thing you know, we'll be hearing about scientific studies of strippers.

From calynda : old friend panties
Is the friend old, or are the panties old? I really wanna know.

From goovie (lot of strange ones from you) : toe of wisdom
All hail the great TOE OF WISDOM. Especially you... yes, you in the back. I can see the great BOOT of wisdom aimed right at your hind end.

From lola_b : mainstream tickling
as opposed to Punk tickling or Grunge tickling or even, dare I mention it, Country tickling.

From ursamajor : liquidated hotel furniture
I'm pretty sure this is NOT a fetish, but if it is, I suppose a pine box would be something for the necropheliac furniture fetishist

From menthe : reindeer race in Finland
Really? I wonder if we're going to see them in the next Olympic games

From valueape : pussy snorkel
Oh jeeze... not another Extreme sport

From wither : nipples funky
I suppose the nipples are jealous of the pussy snorkel

From abbeynormal : real trailer trash slut
I can hear it now... "Yeah, mah, she's a real slut. not like all them other sluts"

From tozier : he would wear a skirt
Probably because his mah walked in when he was with his REAL trailer trash slut

From isra : turkey amusement factory
For the amusement of the turkey? For amusement IN Turkey? What? I really want to know more about this.

From blistery : kiss my sexy bottom
Um, thanks but, no thanks. I'm on a low-butt-smooching diet

From arkham13 : nineteen titties
two things... was this a creature in the Mos Eisley (sp) canteena from Star Wars? And... I bet you're rethinking the whole Wonder Bra thing now

From scud : diaryland kicked him in the nuts
I would guess that this is definately NOT part of the Gold Membership.

From methybeth : blackheads in my ear
This scares me. I've heard the phrase "two heads are better than one" on many occassions, but...

From jennamhughes : picnic OR event OR birthday OR sixteen shaving cream
Can we say this searcher was indecisive? I think so. OR maybe not.

From seventh : saturday night fever trading cards
Please, no. Please. I beg of you. No more platforms and disco and polyester leisure suits. I'm begging here. The whole pikachu thing is better than that... almost.