2003-07-03 - 10:46 p.m.

Well, well, well. I thought for sure either the owner or the other assistant would have posted an entry sometime in the past, what's it been, two and a half months? Alas, it looks like all of us have been either ultra busy or ultra lazy. For me, it's the latter option.

Regardless, I'm back for a while and figured I'd drop an entry on ya.

There is one thing I'd like to mention though... I was reading Marn's diary and found this quote that I just wanted everyone to see. This, in my opinion, is the epitome of a thirty year marriage. It just makes me feel all gooey inside. *grins*

"There are moments when I feel as if I have been married almost 29 years to someone who is 50 going on 8. The worst part of the situation is that these are the moments when I love him most intensely. I see all the layers time has built up fall away and there he is in all his goofy glory, just being utterly himself with no artifice at all."

I want to feel like that when I've been married for thirty years. *sighs romantically*

Anyway, now that I've dropped that on ya... Onward

From helb : the ice cream van from hell
Ahhh, so you've seen that department store commercial too, huh? What's the store? Khols? Kherns? I think the commercial is reason enough to blot the store from memory

From abendbrot : steak dress
Mmmm, yes, I love me some steak. And it's so sexy in that slinky black dress. So sexy I could eat it up...

From lapisllong : desperate reject therapy
I will not reject you. You're nothing but a loser. Why should I waste my time?

From ripetomato : never trust a belgian
Oh, Thank God you told me. I was just about to get my syrup!

From sporkqueen : birth control is a good thing
Anyone who has had the misfortune to see either Tom Green or Jackass knows this. Perhaps we should go back in time and tell their parents, hmm?

From benderl : Life is like a marathon
Actually, I thought it was more like the Energizer bunny... it just keeps going (and going and going yadda yadda yadda)

From lapisllong again : i'm going to go ahead boldly
Good little Trekkie.

From nicronsart : screaming vegetables
Can't you hear them? They're saying, "Take the cows, please."

From writer4eva : were did sushi come from
Well, you see, it all started long about a million years ago. Those pesky dolphins decided that they wanted the entire ocean to themselves. They convinced all the other little fishies to commit fish-i-cide. When all those fish started jumping into boats and canoes, and even flip-flopped their way on-land, there were too many of them to cook. Thus the eating of raw fish was born.
Okay, so maybe not...

From beatpoetgrrl : nj AND sleazy bar
Aren't they one and the same?

From bod : the untalented never get help
As was made very public by American Idol!

From augustdreams : guys pee
Why yes, yes they do. Amazing that you figured that out all by yourself.

From heidiann : Why is my boyfriend distancing himself from me
Perhaps because you haven't had a shower in a week.