2002-12-15 - 12:24 a.m.

So, it's obvious that you folks are enjoying the multiple OddGoogle entries so far this month. Well soak it up.

As I haven't been writing in my own diary lately, I'm just going to post a brief entry here cause, well, I know there are those of you who need it bad and I'd hate to deprive you during the holidays. Or something.

My life is good.

(told ya it was gonna be brief)

Onward

From kungfukitten : punk yoga
I thought they outlawed that a long time ago; too many injuries due to those spiked collars

From benderl : rammed his forehead
Ah yes, another reason for the new Acme Mosh Pit Head Gear

From dystant : im just trying to see how fast i can type, can you type this fast steve wit
Uh, Honey, the problem is that once it's typed, no one knows (or cares) how fast you typed it!

From autumnal : apartment flashing naked man
"...yes, officer, I want him arrested. He was flashing my apartment

From abendbrot : eating lightbulbs
Well, I guess if you're going for the lighter fare...

From astralounge : are women becoming more educated than men and taking over there positions really the right thing
Um, run that by me one more time. Last time I checked, there were more men in the "top" positions than there were women.

From gbg : before I do something stupid
Yeah... Like not completing your thought

From jendra : why is alcohal so expensive
Well see, it's all Saddam Housein's fault...

From andshewas : pimps beat whores
But do they beat a Full House?

From horvendile : examples of poem about madness
Anything by Sylvia Plath would work... Oh wait, that was depression. Nevermind.

From scarydoll : take a shower with me
Thanks for the offer, but shouldn't we go out to dinner first?