2001-06-24 - 10:44 p.m.

Okay, okay, okay, don't kill me. I didn't put the right link for submissions. *hangs her head in shame*

If you want to submit your google hits, click the "submit" button over there to the left, or, click here. I'm so very, very sorry for misleading you. I shall forever be wallowing in my shame.

Or not.

Onward, loyal readers.

From nuala : spells to make me invisible
I understand the desire for anonymity, but this is going to extremes

From winbenstein : freeway naked gay streak
Okay, does this mean the freeway has a naked gay streak, that the naked gay streak is a freeway or that you should streak when you're naked, gay and on the freeway???

From blowtorch : Nsync drinking game
No matter how much alcohol had been consumed, I can tell there would be a LOT of spewing

From lilithe : diaryland adulteress
Andrew!!! You never told me...

From goovie : songs about redheads
I TOLD you they wrote a song about me!!!

From astralounge : home-made vagina how to make
Alright, either you're really desperate, or you're hoping for an A+ on that science project

From rainlilly : knees together entry
I've heard about disciplined writers, but this is taking it a step too far

From pinkjelly : boys dressed in girls
Um, is this a new twist on being a wolf in sheep's clothing?

From iden : boda-bing lighter
Andrew Dice Clay... Ohh! Eat your heart out, Dice-man. But, give me your jacket first, please.

From smartypants : totally pointless story
And the award goes to N SYNC: The Hard Songs

From sourcandies : giggly asses
Why do I see a comedy vignette headed (or tailed?) by Jim Carey's version of "ass-hole-o-mio"?

From valerian : gay kilts
I didn't know that inanimate objects could be gay. This gives a new meaning to the tales of Scottsmen raising their kilts to intimidate their foes

From faery : what can you show me on bestiality
Hmmmmmm, is that having sex with someone who is better than you?

From menthe : men wearing sports bras
HEY, I'm all for this idea. I have seen quite a few men who have more jiggling on their chests than most women do

From disco the kid : i think bill clinton is sexy
He's not the president anymore, you don't have to butter him up

From dativy : pretend we are lesbians
Is this for two-for-one night at the local bar or are you hoping that Badsnake will invite you over for "Lesbian Pancakes"?

From Pinkjelly : pregnant and milking archive
I see a picture of a pregnant woman milking cows in a library... don't ask

From erinthepixie : tampax red commercial
Sponsored by the R. J. Reynold's company (they make Marlboro Reds)

From fuzzytomato : waxing the potato
I KNEW there was a reason Mr. Potato Head was shiny

From goovie : words on tarts
It's either a new book about promiscuous females or a tell-all about sour things

From foxxtail : fetish lab coat
Not only are kilts gay, but now the lab coats have fetishes. What has the fashion industry come to?

From argentum : frogs getting stoned
I wonder if this has been brought to the Drug Administration's attention. It's reaching epidemic proportions.

From clearsong : martha stewart nude
Oh, that's just great. Now she's going to show us how she makes lace doilies out of her panties and bras.