2002-08-19 - 2:50 a.m.

You know, I don't really have anything to say up here. I usually try to give a little blurb about my life, or what I'm up to lately. I also try to answer questions which might be in our guestbook. Because of the derth of questions, however, I am unable to fill your minds with delightful prose. Or something.

Maybe, instead of trying to come up with something to say, I should just not say anything and get to the entries. Naw, that would be too effective.

At this present moment in time I'm listening to Bare Naked Ladies (woohoo) and I often wonder how that man is able to speak so quickly and still be understood.

Okay, end tangental rantings.

Onward

From jenne1017 : grown again breasts OR boobs OR bra OR bra
Wow, so eager you have to say it twice. My, my, my. What would your mother think?

From dystant : i am depressed wah wah wah
Woah, for a minute there I thought he was doing his Fozzy Bear impression. But, I suppose it's just poking fun at yet another in a long line of teen-angst searches

From erinthepixie : Living between the dashes on your tombstone
Huh, and here I thought people only wanted pepperoni and cheese

From beatpoetgrrl : Can boredom kill a person diaryland
I'm not sure, but if you're really bored, you could do a survey on the matter. Oh, wait, I suppose you'd have to interview dead people. I wonder if the kid from Sixth Sense is available.

From matt : help me write a paper to get into a sorority
This wouldn't be so funny if the search hadn't pointed to a male's diary.

From lapisllong : sex with her zx2
This gives a whole new meaning to "gettin busy in the back seat".

From munki : sexual psychology corn flakes
The breakfast of horny cerebral champions

From : this is love mean so much touch get enough want need
Hmmm, maybe this guy and the one previous should get together; over breakfast; on the couch.

From astralounge : Things that go bump in the night Quantum Mechanics
And here I thought Quantum Mechanics was a science, not a monster.

From meganlala : How to donate testicles to Science
The Julia Childs Way: First you get the kitchen scissors. Then you grasp the unmentionables firmly in your left hand...
Or, the Lorena Bobbit Way: Wait till he's asleep then wack the suckers off and toss them into an abandoned lot
(I can just see the men squirming)

From vampiric : Damn hypocrite. Always talking about friendship when you're nothing
Don't hesitate to express your opinions, dear. People love hearing the truth.

From sporkqueen : goldfish sex
Next up on the Discovery Channel: Gettin Slippery In A Fish Bowl

From wither : black moor goldfish sex
Wait, what is it with this topic? Did the Discovery Channel beat me to it? Or was one search of "goldfish sex" not enough? The dude had to be more specific? Wow, beastiality gone terribly wrong!

From v3rtigo : I wonder what would happen if I caught the poodle next door and gave it a green mohawk. I mean, I've got the hair gell, the green hair spray, everything.
I'm laughing too hard to post anything funny. How I've wished I could do this to certain poodles in this neighborhood