2002-08-16 - 11:43 p.m.

I'm so not in a funny mood tonight, but I've been looking at this diary for a while and don't want to leave it for another couple weeks without an entry. So there. You've been warned. Or something.

Onward...

From sundaygirl : hold me closer tony danza
And take me for a ride in your Taxi, Ay-O, O-Ay.

From greengrl : elvis catfight
On this anniversary, Elvis will now come back from the dead to watch over Lisa Marie and Nicholas. No punches below the belt, guys

From helb : porn stars wearing glasses
And here I thought you only lost eye sight when masturbating. Silly me.

From vagueanomaly : college girl dominatrix
Damn! I wish they'd taught those classes when I was in college.

From nesrop : my cat's breath smells like shit
Then stop feeding it ass-flavored cat food. Duh!

From dr-rndmprsn : gay frog shaved
Hey, it's not easy being green, but it's even harder being green and gay.

From bod : cheese grating accident
Mmmm, gourmet pizza toppings for cannibals everywhere.

From broomcloset : personality test forest
Psych majors unite! There's a forest of personalities to discover.

From ghostfox : i woke up left handed
Quick! Call Springer. It's the scandal of the century.

From ripetomato : schizophrenic eyes
Not funny, but I wrote a poem/short story by that name. Interesting that someone would search for something like that. Cool.

From augustdreams : constipated Goat
This is just so sad; but that's what you get when you eat anything and everything in sight. No more tin-cans for you, little goat-boy.
And just what ARE you doing to be number one on the list, August?

From thisdarkgirl : intoxicated corset
I hate it when my clothes party without me.

From autumnal : The disease of knowledge
If only it were more contagious

From grifeichadam : ear wax fetish
Definitely something I do NOT want to get mixed up with