2002-07-21 - 12:10 a.m.

What is it with people who think movies like Eight Legged Freaks are entertaining? Perhaps I'm just proving how old I am... stodgy maybe. I don't get it. What's entertaining about that kind of stuff? What's entertaining about Dumb and Dumber? *shrugs* My sister thinks that movie is funny as all get out. I just don't get it. It's stupid, not funny. She also likes Tom Green. Don't get me started...

Onward

Sorry to interrupt, Tig, little bulletin thing from me. Okay, so I got the images fixed, yay and hooray. I also cleaned up the archive page--you all may have never noticed, but Tig went through a long time ago and sorted our entries by OddGoogle Staff Member. Well, I tidied, so now you can access whosoever's entries you'd like. Woo! Also, if you need help with how to submit, all the instructions and appendices are on the older page. There, whew, all done! NOW, onward...again!

--angeline

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