2001-08-26 - 10:37 p.m.

Well, woohoo. Here we are with yet another entry. Aren't you lucky? heh. Yeah, I thought so.

Just as a side note, the whole Finnish thing was a play on words. I realize that to finish something you need only one "n". I really do thank you, though, for keeping an eye out for my little errors. They're rarely intentional. *grins* But that one was a play on words.

Let me remind you folks, if you submit more than two submissions in a row (such as, posting 11 submissions) it's overkill. If you have so many submissions, please take the time to go through them and only post the two or three which you think are the best. Such searches as "fucking horses" and "need to pee" just aren't going to do it for me.

In the future, I'll leave them in the submissions book in case Belle wants to use them, but I won't post those kind of submissions. I personally don't find anything funny about them and my humor is stretched thin enough as it is.

(I am not insulting anyone here, just posting my personal limitations and proclivities)

So, let's just move...

Onward

From starbuck : belting freshmen
This is either a hazing ritual, or someone who really wants to dress young college students.

From astralfrog : left handed homosexuals
Is there really so much of a difference? I mean, come on, aren't there enough ways to discriminate without bringing "handedness" into the picture?

From omri : erotic elf
Oh, now Keebler is branching out into the porn market. The cookies will never be the same.

From notum : ladder lawsuits
Who knew there were such arguments between the wooden and metal ladders?

From synne : sucking the big one
I've heard of "kicking the bucket" "buying the farm" and "taking the long dirt nap", but this is a new one to me.

From always crazy : shower hamster fair sucks maria
I don't know who Maria is but I'm pretty sure she doesn't care if the shower hamester fair sucked or not. I'm more concerned with the sort of person who would GO to a shower hamster fair. Does the ASPCA know about these wet rodents?

From katica : hello kitty vibrator
Just one word... "Meow"

From aglaia : achoo sneeze sneezed
What exactly were you searching for? NyQuil is on aisle 4.

From thisisstupid : lebanese heavy metal
Sorry folks, but all I see is Jamie Farr as Maxwell Klinger eating the jeep in that one episode of MASH.

From vampiric : WHO IS YOUR CUTEST FRIEND WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR ADVICE WHO DO YOU WANT TO KILL
Sounds to me like this particular searcher is quite confused. I hope the same person doesn't come up as the answer to all of these questions though. To be cute, an advisor AND number one on the hit list... Not a good thing.

From angelchildvt : spiderman fetish
I guess he does have sticking power...

From brigadier : warped nice french guy ordered rich pants
Well, I suppose if you're going to be warped, you should at least wear nice pants, huh?

From notum again : realdoll A feeling is good.
Yes, when I'm fucking a blow-up doll, I much prefer REAL pseudo skin

From vampiric again : petz 4 site with finnish people
Hey, if we can have people lobbying for pets, why not have pets lobbying for the folks from Finland?

From angelchildvt again : wanker county -married -peggy
Hey, I know a few people who should live in wanker county. None of them are named Peggy though