2001-06-21 - 2:02 a.m.

Greetings and Hello. I haven't been fired yet so yay me.

As I was reading through a few of the submissions, I realized that the ones that are funny to me, are all about sex. I wonder why that is. Is sex really that funny?

I remember movies where no one talked about sex, no one thought about it and where husbands and wives slept in different beds. This makes me curious. Was sex so bad between married couples that they couldn't bear to talk about it, or were they just unwilling to share their jokes with other people?

Just a thought.

Onward and upward.

From Ursamajor: Beer Shits
If your beer tastes like shit, you're either drinking the wrong brand, or drinking from the wrong end of the can

From maggiesonic: Vermont Ecstasy
Quick, call the travel agency, book me on the next flight to Vermont. Lust is in the air

From drallak: picture old bitch
I see an old woman in leather with a riding crop...

From thefool: she cut my little testicles off
First off, I wouldn't be bragging about their size, and secondly, you probably pictured the old bitch without her permission

From mischief: jessica handcuffed photo
Perhaps this is why the old bitch cut off his little testicles???

From bluesleepy: women wading in water dressed with heels
I don't know about you, but if I were going to walk ON water, I would NOT wear spikey heels. I mean, think about the whole water-weight-gain thing...

From methybeth: mentos sex
you know you won't have to shower afterward cause mentos is the 'freshmaker'

From johnpowers: little boy showering
You mean a boy voluntarily chose to clean himself... that's simply amazing

From lesbian-love: lesbian monsters
Ahhhh, so that's why he was showering... it must have been cooties from the monster

From gofigure: manners can be fun
are you sure? I don't want to start being polite just to find out its a drag

From methybeth: big fart tricks
to hell with Letterman's "stupid human tricks", it's the new generation of Real TV