2004-04-09 - 9:22 p.m.

Aw yeah, I give you kids one guess at who's brain is screaming like an angry rieses monkey right about now. That's right, it's me! But because I love you all so very much, I'm still going to give you one sweet sweet update.

And today's update is all about Alison. Woo Alison!

Anyway...

From Alison: Homosexual Sob Stories
You know, I was going to be all political here, but then I thought about it, and I really do wonder what you would find online for that search. damn my curiosity.

From Alison: Good Dance Wishes Quotes
The real last of the Mohicans. He didn't even get wolves...

From Alison: Why People Overreact
I think it's cause Alison is so darn hot. Mmm yeah, shake it for mommy.

From Alison: The Tooth Next to it Hurts
Oh yes, god forbid we should be direct when dealing with our dentists.

Um, okay, looks like we're going to be all about Dee, too, cause Alison apparently didn't want to keep playing. :P

From Dee: Baton Twirling Phrases
Um, spin it better? Woo, yeah, throw that bad boy.

From Dee: How Do I Know if my Toddler is Gay
Chaps. The chaps always give them away.

From Dee: Coke Machine Death
It's always so sad when your vending machines go belly up. *sniff*

From Dee: Most Expensive Time Machine
Wouldn't that be ANY?

From Dee: Photocopier Training
This Olympic season, make sure that your photocopier is in it's top physical condition.

From Dee: Smooth as Butter on a Bald Monkey
....Ew....

From Dee: How Our Senses Decive Us
One day they're just sitting there, being so cute, the next day they're coming hope strung out on opium and covered in blonde hairs. It's just not right.

From Dee: Blue Cast Leg
Uh, if it's blue, it's too damn tight.

From Dee: Somewhere Over the Hiccups
Skies are blue? Or esophageal red?

From Dee: Toddler Ate Cigarettes
People really wouldn't have that problem if they'd just get the kid on it's chaw early.

And one more, cause I want to.

From KungFuKitten: If I am on a Coffee Dieat Which Means That I am Drinking Coffeee Four Times a Day Will I Lose Weight and What Will Be The Harmful Effects
Just a guess here, but I think that hyperactivity might just be on that harmful effects list. You know, just a guess.