2002-11-29 - 3:19 a.m.

TWO IN A MONTH! WOW. I so don't rock.

I've decided not to apologize for being a lazy nitwit anymore. You are all well acquainted with this teensy fact. We'll just all accept it and move on!

Happy Turkey Day to those countries who celebrated yesterday. You can, in fact, thank that holiday for today's entry. When my family gets together it's like a Friar's Club roast, and I can't let that energy just go to waste! Lucky you!

--angeline

From Sporkqueen : why do i feel so weird god
dear margaret, it's me, god: you're 40 years old. enough already!

From Anat : how to make a dead prom queen
ever seen heathers? carrie? hello, mary lou, prom night II? these are all spanking good reference materials.

From AugustDreams : is my dick small im 13 and i have a 6 incher
another stellar example of google's versatility--not just a search engine, but also a topnotch therapist!

From Zaph : I HATE IT WHEN WE FIGHT POSTCARDS
fight postcards is the new thumbwrestling. :D

From Truth-Dare : fingering me school bus
funny, i was under the impression that autoerotica was a DIFFERENT THING ENTIRELY.

From Horvendile : used medievel madness
because to be nouveau madness is so GAUCHE!

From TheDiastema : GLUG GLUG TEX IS BACK IN TOWN
and boy, is he thirsty!

From Doctoredjnr : breasts on the bus
more of that autoerotica! i'm getting SUCH an education tonight!

From Mocksie : Naughty Kool-Aid pictures
kool-aid man does it for me every time. oh, kool-aid man! your spout is so sexy!

From Lapisllong : Feral children
if you see them approach with caution: Sally Chernowictz of Teaneck, NJ attempted to offer a small band of ferals a bowl of milk and was found days later, trussed head to toe with Hello Kitty shoelaces and the head from a Diva Starz doll acting as a ballgag in her mouth.